Oatmeal is Grody

17 Aug

What fabulous dresses I drew!  Speaking of Parmesan!  Have you ever eaten Parmesan Tuilles?  They’re delicious!  All you have to do is drop some shredded Parmesan in little clumps onto a frying pan and wait til they melt and brown.  Then flip using a fork and let brown on the other side.  They’re so yummy!  It’s like crackers without the bread!  And I suppose you could throw some bacon in there, too, if you wanted to experiment…

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Douche in a Pickup

15 Aug

Tee hee!  I’m so mean.  See you Wednesday!

Getting a Job

12 Aug

So this comic is a little depressing, which means I have to say something to counter it so my readers don’t all jump off a bridge.  How about this?  I’m losing weight!  What’s that you say?  You don’t care if I lose weight?  I know!  But if I can do it (I am the laziest person I know) then you sure as hell can!  All I did was cut sugar and gluten out of my life.  I haven’t even been exercising really, unless you count going up the stairs to get to bed every night.  Eating healthy doesn’t have to be a burden.  On my diet, I eat the following regularly:

– Butter (from grass-fed cows)

– Red meat (Medium Rare because it’s soooo tender…also I usually cook it in butter)

– Sea food (That includes shellfish and sushi, though I started going the sashimi route to avoid the rice)

– Eggs (Over easy, soft boiled, omelets)

– Cheese (As long as it’s sugar free, and made with whole milk, I eat it every morning in my omelets)

– Liver (Okay, most people aren’t as excited about the prospect of organ meats as I am, but hey.  For those of you who are…Liver!)

 

So you see, it’s not all bad!  And every now and then, I feel free to give myself a treat.  Like ice cream!  If you recall, I love ice cream.  https://baconbitscomics.wordpress.com/2011/08/01/ice-cream-lover/

Go Potty

10 Aug

And the reason I shouldn’t babysit is that I need to look out for my mental health.  I am responsible for two children, the younger of which is portrayed above.  She absolutely refuses to be potty trained, and it is slowly shredding my sanity.

Steamy Comic

8 Aug

I’ve never had tea that color green before….Anyway!  I know this comic was kinda raunchy, but what can I say?  I’m a rebel.  See you Wednesday!

Books Vs. Kindle

5 Aug

Happy Friday!  Sorry for the late post.  I know it doesn’t look it, but I’m actually a hardcore book fan.  I’m one of those people who actually likes turning pages.  I have so many books, and I like it that way.  I’ve even written one myself: http://www.amazon.com/Dreamcatchers-Rebecca-D-Leviton/dp/1449542565/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1312583724&sr=8-1  Also, I am a Harry Potter fan, but I don’t keep them in an airtight case.  I don’t do that for any books.  Seriously.  Also, whether you buy it in book form or for the Kindle, this is a great read: http://www.garytaubes.com/

McBurgerBox Jr.

3 Aug

Comic!  Fast food!  Full of sugar and vegetable oils, trans fat, and who knows what else?  Probably not rat, but still.  Too bad it’s delicious.